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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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Stop it.
Your face will stick that way.
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Ah, it's a definite improvement.
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Watch it.
I'll rearrange your face.
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I can hardly wait to see this.
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Our children's art on display
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In the st. Canard museum.
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Isn't this a lovely work?
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So very peaceful.
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Is this yours, honker?
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No.
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This is mine.
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It's called,
crusty flakes to the 14th power.
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I'm proud of you.
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That'll be worth a fortune.
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That kind of obsessiveness
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Suggests an unhappy home life.
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Here's a real masterpiece.
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It's about the gruesome
Struggle for survival.
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What kind of home life
Does that suggest?
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It's just a painting.
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As chief curator, I will judge
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The entries submitted for
school day at the museum.
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Mom, somebody's in a
Painting back there.
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Shh, little dear.
Maybe the nice man
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Will give your
Painting an award.
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Could I have quiet so
I could concentrate?
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Why won't anybody listen to me?
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Out of my way, you pest.
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The tootoocommontoname
Gold statue.
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It's gone!
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You little thief.
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No, it wasn't me. It was her.
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She's in here.
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Now he's stealing a painting.
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O.K., watch your blood pressure.
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He didn't steal anything.
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He doesn't have it on him.
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But he's an eyewitness
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To the crime of the century.
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What did you see?
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What did you see?
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Um, well, I, uh...
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Um... Um..Um...
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There was this, um...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Stand back, everybody.
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It's true honker is very shy,
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But I've dealt with this before.
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Honker...
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Spit it out!
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A lady jumped out
Of that painting
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And took the statue
Back in that picture.
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Oh, yeah, I buy it.
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Shouldn't a certain
Crimefighter named darkwing duck
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Be interested in this?
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The excitement must've
Overloaded honker's brain.
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That explains why he's lying.
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Honker can't lie.
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I tried teaching him,
But he never learned.
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Oh, lie! Oh, my!
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I wonder if... Well, you know,
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Gosalyn's influence is
Too much for our honker.
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How come I'm the heavy?
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Yeah. Maybe it's better
If, you know...
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If they saw less of each other.
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Honker, until you stop lying,
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I'm afraid I'm gonna
Have to ground you.
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No going out to
Play, no television,
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No food, water, or sunlight...
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Herb.
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Oh, yeah, all right.
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I guess we'll still feed you.
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Otherwise you're grounded
Up something fierce.
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I really let my parents down.
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They think I'm a liar.
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My dad always thinks I'm lying.
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He's usually right.
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I wish I could disappear.
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There's only one way to
Prove yourself honest.
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What's that?
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We'll have to solve
The crime ourselves.
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How?
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I'm grounded.
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Future generations
Will be deprived
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Of those artistic masterpieces.
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It's... Her!
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Where?
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In the boat,
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Crossing the delaware.
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No way!
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You're the bane of my existence!
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I won't have you enfants
Terribles wrecking my plans!
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Run!
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I wanted the other one.
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You've made honker's life
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Unhappier than it was.
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Any second now,
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He'll be back with the police
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To throw you in jail.
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Ah, yes.
For such an absurd child,
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Only an abstract will do.
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Hey!
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Sir, I need your help.
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Yes?
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You again!
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What are you doing here?
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She came out of
Another painting.
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Save it for the judge.
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Honker!
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I can't get... Out!
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I'll get your dad.
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I can only give you $75.
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I must have more.
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If the neo-postmodernist
Backlash
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Hadn't caught
Pre-antirealism in its wake,
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You'd be sitting pretty.
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Do I have to steal
The mona lisa.
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To get real cash?
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Now you're talking.
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Mr. Mallard,
The thief stuck gosalyn in a painting.
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Even I don't believe this.
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I don't know why you
Won't tell the truth.
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Gosalyn is up in her room.
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Gosalyn, come here, please.
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Gosalyn!
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Oh, gosalyn.
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When I find out what's going on,
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I may be annoyed.
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Um, she's around here somewhere.
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When the light hits it,
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That looks like gosalyn.
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Because it is me.
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What exactly is
Going on around here?
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Aah!
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Young lady,
Get out of that painting immediately.
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Love to, but I'm stuck!
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There's the one who put
Gosalyn in the painting.
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I'm the terror that
Flaps in the night.
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I'm the tube of cadmium yellow
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That's impossible to open.
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I... Am darkwing...
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Duck.
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Release the girl
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And return the stolen artworks.
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What havoc spawns when art
Appeals to middlebrow tastes.
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What?
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The verisimilitude
Of my endeavors
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Is beyond the grasp of
Your bourgeois minds.
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Well, hey...
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Stealing's stealing.
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You may bamboozle my
Less-than-literate friend,
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But I'm another matter.
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I'll bypass that
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If you'll confront the fact
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That I operate above
Society's simplistic rules.
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Well, hey, um...
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Stealing's stealing.
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Uh, that door's not real, d.W.
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No. But the pain
I'm experiencing is.
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She went in there.
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I'm reduced to the banana peel.
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I despise creating
Such mundane art.
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Dad, get me out. My face hurts.
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I'll take you home
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Till I figure out
How to get you out.
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Oh! Easy, dad.
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I'm getting dizzy.
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Thief.
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Stop! Thief!
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Knock it off.
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This is my daughter.
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You're crazy, too.
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Guard!
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The only way to help gosalyn
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Is to catch that villain.
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You will solve all my troubles.
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Hold it right there,
You misguided duckalangelo.
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Can she do that?
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Come on, launchpad, let's get...
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Surrealistic?
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You're finished,
You rotten rembrandt robber.
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I'm sure my friends
Can convince you
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To keep out of my business.
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Call them off,
You demented da vinci.
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"Too experimental,"
The critics said.
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I'll not be bound by self-imposed
Limits of unoriginality.
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They couldn't stop me.
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I've reaped great rewards
From my experimentation.
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I discovered chemical compounds
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Allowing me to control art.
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My depleted finances
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Have hindered my showing the
World what I can accomplish.
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I'm broke.
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I've heard of starving artists,
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But never starving art.
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When I kidnap the mona lisa,
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I'll have sufficient funding.
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Arrgh!
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Arrgh!
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Watch it, d.W.
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I'll get you out.
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I believe in exposing
Myself to art,
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But that was too
Close for comfort.
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Hey! Over here!
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It's lucky the guy who
Painted this is dead.
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If he wasn't, I'd hurt him.
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If I catch you stuck in
Another work of art...
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I found splatter phoenix.
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Where?
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She made a left at
French impressionism,
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Heading toward
Abstract impressionism.
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You wait here.
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Like I'm going to
Miss a second of this.
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I have you now,
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You wretched renoir.
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D.W., I think we're
In gosalyn's painting.
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[rahrr]
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Gotta have a long talk with her.
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[rahrr]
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Oh, I envy you.
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Pain so enriches
The artist's soul.
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[rahrr]
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You've got a screw loose, lautrec.
You're crazy.
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So was van gogh,
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And his paintings are priceless.
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Help!
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Oh, no!
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Honker, help us!
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I'll take care of this myself.
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[darkwing duck] Honker, no!
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It's the big house for
You, little one.
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Honker, as soon as we make bail,
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You're grounded for life!
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Herb!
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Well, make that 10 years?
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Yes, sir.
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Honkster does time
In the slammer.
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Gotta hand it to you, jailbird.
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Gosalyn's in trouble.
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You gotta help me
Get out of here.
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Sure. Here's what you gotta do.
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There's you.
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Gosh. Thanks, tank.
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Hey, what are big brothers for?
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Mom! Dad!
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Honker ran away!
275
00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:27,333
If I could reach my gas gun...
Got it.
276
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:35,000
Ah-choo!
277
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,999
Tsk tsk.
278
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,124
Your tenacity is charming,
279
00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:45,582
But alas, utterly futile.
280
00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:48,124
This painting is devoid
Of any artistic merit.
281
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:52,832
It can only be helped
By turpentine solvent.
282
00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:53,875
No!
283
00:16:58,416 --> 00:17:01,125
Oh, no!
284
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,499
Now onto my enormously
Inventive and fertile,
285
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:12,458
But equally unrealized
Felony phase.
286
00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:18,124
Get them out of there now!
287
00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:19,374
Uh...
288
00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:21,208
Please.
289
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,582
You...
290
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:30,290
I hope this convict
Hasn't been harassing you.
291
00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:32,415
Wait. She's the thief.
292
00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:36,874
The truth is such a
Foreign concept to you.
293
00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:39,207
He's not lying, pal.
294
00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:42,375
My ticket to
Artistic domination.
295
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:46,415
No!
296
00:17:46,416 --> 00:17:50,415
Open your mouth,
And this smile gets it.
297
00:17:50,416 --> 00:17:54,874
Hey, put my kisser
Back on my kisser.
298
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:58,874
You have 24 hours
To pay my ransom
299
00:17:58,875 --> 00:18:00,707
For this precious smile.
300
00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:02,624
Listen, featherpuss,
301
00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:04,708
Put me back!
302
00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:17,624
[mouth] You think I'm
A finger painting?
303
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:20,083
Paint me back.
304
00:18:25,416 --> 00:18:27,207
What a dump.
305
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,207
Shut your mouth, mouth.
306
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:31,415
[alarm rings]
307
00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:32,957
What cheap sentiment
308
00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:37,415
Stopped me from brushing
This fly from my face,
309
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,582
I'll never know.
310
00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:44,583
Ha! I've had all I
Can take off you.
311
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,083
Yaa!
312
00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:55,708
You put the bite
On the wrong mouth.
313
00:18:59,875 --> 00:19:03,874
I didn't think we'd
Get out in one piece.
314
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,415
We didn't.
315
00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:06,999
Gosalyn!
316
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,999
I got her brush...
317
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,457
You don't look so good.
318
00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:13,458
Maybe this'll help.
319
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:17,707
That can't be right.
320
00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:20,416
Let me have that.
321
00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:24,999
Look at the fool.
322
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,165
I fear no detection from
That ubiquitous buffoon.
323
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:31,125
[whistles]
324
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,374
Follow me.
325
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,582
You have to be careful.
326
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:42,000
She has the mona lisa's smile.
327
00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:47,874
What do you need,
An engraved invitation?
328
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:48,957
Get her!
329
00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:52,458
I'll give you a fat lip.
330
00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:17,583
Sorry, dad. Sorry, sir.
331
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,207
Aah!
332
00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:30,415
Aah! Aah! Aah!
333
00:20:30,416 --> 00:20:31,457
[crash]
334
00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:34,125
1, 2, 3.
335
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:50,249
For all artists everywhere,
336
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,749
I avenge the critics'
Intellectual poverty.
337
00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:54,750
Watch out!
338
00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:03,415
I've had it with these
Volatile creative types.
339
00:21:03,416 --> 00:21:04,707
In the name of self-defense,
340
00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:08,458
I must paint a cartoon prop.
341
00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:16,166
It's your fault
I've sunk so low.
342
00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:25,125
No!
343
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:37,290
You have something on your face.
344
00:21:37,291 --> 00:21:40,999
Hey,grazie-rino, sister.
345
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,624
The only art you'll create
346
00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:44,583
Is painting license
Plates in prison.
347
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,374
Oh, honker, dear,
348
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:52,707
Let me handle this, binkums.
349
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:54,707
You disobeyed my orders.
350
00:21:54,708 --> 00:21:55,583
Now I'm going to have to...
351
00:21:55,584 --> 00:21:57,332
Wait.
352
00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:58,582
He's a liar.
353
00:21:58,583 --> 00:21:59,458
Ouch!
354
00:21:59,459 --> 00:22:03,082
Hey, leave me alone. Mom! Dad!
355
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:04,165
I'm tellin' ya...
356
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:06,415
This kid is no liar.
357
00:22:06,416 --> 00:22:08,124
But...
358
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:12,708
Hey, good-lookin', would I lie?